notes from
the MUCK . . .

How does your garden grow? With muck, muck and more muck! I spent much of today finishing the final muck box and then shifting muck from one box to the next. The first box, which the Big Lad is enthusiastically pointing out, has been rotting down for two years now and once we’d removed the top quarter of unrotted material, we found we’d hit the pay dirt.

Thursday, July 12, 2012

The Coolest Guys Around the Town

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Let's Hunt for "Hairy Humanoid Creatures"

Sounds like a perfect Odyssey for the muck, and all those who follow her...

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Star Wars Planet Found!!!

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Complaints Dept.

None of my fucking comments show up on this site any more. Somebody please fix this.

I don't want to seem ungrateful for Jeff's birthday post and I've left about 10 comments on it and they all disappeared. WTF.

Also, here is a list of all the tags we've ever used on NFTM:

"Gay Bomb"
'Sheed
'Sheed tantrums
1N51DE U
2-0
200 miles
2007
2008
2008 music list
2010
2OT
30 Rock
30/30
48 points
50 cent
9/11 9
3 year old novelist
A stand
About to snap
accents
accomplishments
africa
aging
alabama
alive and well
All That Jazz
Ameeericaa is the greeeatesst country in the wooorrrrlllldd
American Football
american the beautiful
anal
andre the giant
andrew bird
animals
anniversary
answer
anti-climax
Antonin Scalia
anywho
aol
Arrested
arsehole
Art mystery
art?
B-Boy stance
Baby baby come back
Barack Obama
barn doors
beach
beastiality
Beatles
beldaz
benedict xvi
best posts
Big Ben
bigot
billions
bin laden
birthday
bitter sweet songs
blog
blog lives
Blood
blow jobs
board games
bob dylan
body pop
Bollock cooking
bollocks
borat
born to be together
Bornean Boy and his dog
brave new world
brother can you spare a tag
Bruce
bullfight
bullshit?
bunny showjumping
busey. gary. busey.
bush dances
Cake eating competition
caliphs
Can of whup ass
capitalism
caption
caption contest
cate blanchett
Cavs
Cavs win
celebrities
celebrity sex tape
change
charlottesville
chess
chess boxing
child endangerment
childhood love
Children
chimp
Chocolate covered second coming
chopsticks
christmas
Chuck Norris
chumps
cigarette
civil disobedience
clean underwear
Cleo's photography
cleveland
Cleveland win
climax
clouded leopard
clutching at straws
coincidence
collisions
come big or don't come at all Kobayashi
come on and post your favourite songs of 2000 dammit
coming out of the woodwork
commemorative post
comments
commercials
confrontation
congress
connecting the dots
Conservative satire
corporate vampire
county fair
cover songs
cricket
Crimson Tide
crocodile
croissant with the horn
customer service
cybersex
cyrkam airtos
D'oh
Dad
Dare to Dream
darth vader
Dave
david bordwell
de
Dead chimp
death
Debates
declaration of love?
dedication
defensive
delusion
democracy
demonstration
Depp vs Ali G
Desperate
Detroit
diamonds
dick cheney
Die Hard
dives
do not remove this tag under penalty of law
Dog
Dolphin
don't just DON'T post any lost spoilers seriously
doubt
douchebags
drawings
Drunk
Drunks saved
dubya
Eaten
ECF
ego
election fraud
Electric Shock
elope
Elvis
embedding music
end of era
energy drink
english
escapes
eulogy
Evil
experiment
exploding
extinct
Failblog is cool
fall out
family pictures
fans
Fart
fashion show
fat ass
fear
film
film quiz
Finale
finals
fingernails
first post in how long??
font detective
frances
Freak Face
French Connection
frt
fucking canadians
fucking cold weather
fucking democrats
fucking republicans
fungi
futility of exercise
Future
games
gary
gary busey
george allen
george will
Georgia
Get the fuck of the stage
Ghoulish
Giant
giant sausage
Glastonbury
gonna make you sweat
GOP Babe of the Week
grace dies
graphic design
greener pastures
guns
hairstyles
halloween
happiness
Harold Pinter
Heath Ledger
Help me
hey i was looking at old posts and whatever happened to matt's nip slip feature?
High School
himalayan fusion
hip hop
hippo
history
holidays
homosexuality
hoodies
Hope
housecleaning
howard
i am parpy woods
i can't tell you how long i've been waiting for this
i go first indy
I miss you
i should have warned you
i think i'm too lazy for tags
I'll be damned
if you can't beat 'em join 'em
ignorance
implosion of Notes From the Muck
inhumanity
Injustice
internet toy
ipod
Iraq
Islam
isle of muck
It hurts
jabbercrusties
Jack
james earl jones
Janice
Jaws
Jay Z
Jeff?
Jewz
jim webb
jism
John McCain Is Old
john roberts
Journalistic Integrity
journey
judgement
jumping jacks are hard
just awful
just bring it
k-fed
katy
Keith Richards
kid
kid rock
kids
killing machine
King James
Kissing
kkk
Knight Rider
lally
lame
lame photoshop
Laughter
laziness
LBJ
lebron
lecture
leonard cohen
liar
license plates
life with a corpse
lists
load of old bollocks
long winded
losers
lost
Lost the Plot
lynching
m. ward
mac
macaca
maher arar
Mail Room
manhood
mariah carey
mark foley
Marriage
mars
mars bars
master of his domain
materialism
MC 900 Ft. Jesus
MC Rove
media
Michael Cera
michael richards
mike relm
Military Intelligence
miracle
Miss Universe
Miss USA
Missing you
misunderstood
Monkey Cafe
moon
motards
Moustache
movie
movie posters
movies
muck
multiple counts of inappropriate language
multiple wetsuits
music
must tag
Mystery
naked cave man
napolean
natalie portman
nature
nba
nerd
nerd crack
nerds
netflix
New flat
new species
new word
new york
Nicholson
nipples
no evidence of foul play
No Gerbils
No Regard for Human Life
noah wyle
nonsense
NOT Omar Little
not subtle
not that there's anything wrong with that
notes from the muck
Notes From the Muck Aint Nuthin To Fuck Wid
nothing better to do on a friday night except write a stupid blog entry that no one will even read
NOW WHAT'S BULLCRAP KATY?
Nuked the Fridge
Oasis
observations
Obsession
Oceans mapped
odors
Offence to music
official endorsement
offspring
old flame
old lady
Ole
Omar Little
oo
Oo de lally
open up on pistons
optimism
oral sex
oscars
overstatement
Pagents are a sport
pain
panties
Papa google
parenting
paris hilton
parptastic
patriot day
Paul Newman
pelosi
penis
penises
perch
performing arts
phone numbers
photoshop
Pickle moved.
pickles
picture game
pictures
pigeon
pillaging
Pistons
plastic surgery
Play offs
plundering
pointless
poker
polar bears
politics
politics?
poll
Pooh
popozao
pork chops
predictable
President elect sold everyone out
priorities
prison
Products from the Muck
promise
protracted
Queen
Queing
quiz
quote
race relations
Racist
Raise the stakes
raisin wine
rambling
rapidshare
Rat Bastards from the Muck
Reagan
real football
Recap
rectal probe?
regret
religion
remote control
retirement
Return of the Sports Blog
Richard Gere
right decision
Rippin and a tearin
Roanoke
robert altman
Robin Hood
Rodeo
Roller coaster
romance
ron pearlman
Roy Scheider
Running and hitting someone in the face is not appropiate behaviour
Rushmore
sad sacks
sadness
Same Nerd
Samuel L Jackson
sanity
sattelite
Scary Coaches
School
scientific breakthroughs
screech
scrotum chefs
seeing double
self improvement
self indulgence
sergeant at arms
sexy
sexy jayne kennedy
sexy jews
sexy time
Shaddap Ya Face
shaq sharks
Sheed facial
sheiiit
Sherriff Whipple
shock
sidekicks
sincere
singing dog
Skull
slide fail
snopes
Snorts
Snow
soccer
soda
something completely different
sopranos
sorry if i left you out but you should probably comment a lot more than you do
Sound Track
south park
space
Spin number
sports blog
sports blog still alive
spring cleaning
squid
star wars
stay puft
stephen king
sticky post
still grooming for chiggers
Still tagging
stop putting up youtubes exploiting children
Stroking
stuck at work on my favorite holiday
super heroes
supreme court
Sweeney Todd
Tackled
Take that Jeff
Terrible Mistake
Testicle cuisine
The bed's too big without you
The Chosen One
The Fonz
the internets
the music from enchantment is not very enchanting
the quest for work has landed me smack dab in the middle of a rainbow
the wire
theme park
thieving republicans
things that made me think of Ben in the latest New Yorker
things that make you break out in a cold sweat in the middle of the night
things that make you go hmmm
thirty goddamn dicks
thriller
thritieth
thumbs up
Time to pay up America
Time to Play
tiny fish that swim into your penis
tiny head
titanic
tmi
toenails
Toilet
tom waits
tomkat
top songs of the decade
torture
Tossed
Touching
tragedy
train
transportation
travel
Travis
tribes
tribute
trick photography
triumphant losers
TV
tv is better than movies
Two years
U S A
u.s. history
ugly basketball
Ugly dog
Ugly duchess
unabomber
Underhand is for wimps
underwear
unemployment
unexpected incident
uproar
USA
useless tag
vagina
Valentine's day
vampires
vegas
velvet
veronica mars
VHS for the soul
video
virgil goode
wacky
wallow
war
war and peace
warhol
warped
weiners
What's a zune?
Where's
white trash
who was murdered? me
wigs
Wii fail
will
Will can go ahead and spend that hundred dollars
willy fish
winners
Wish you were here
Witness
wolfman's got nards
wretched
wtf?
Xena
year 2000
yet another list
You tube
You're gonna need a bigger boat
young at heart
Your HUMAN RIGHTS
youtube
zombies

Represent

Friday, September 09, 2011

Speaking of Birthdays

I'm pretty awful at remembering birthdays. Most of my friends' and family members' birthdays pass me by without me even knowing. Facebook is helpful, but you still have to be paying attention. I know I could set up some sort of reminder but I just haven't gotten around to it.

Like my tendency to end sentences with prepositions, this is not a quality I'm proud of.  Sometimes I think I'm a pretty selfish person deep down. Or maybe 'self-centered' is a better word. Recently, I neglected to remember the birthday of one of my only friends in Wilmington. And his birthday is even embedded in his email address. Also, I'm pretty sure that I attended Vikki's birthday party, and posted a birthday post for Sarah, but MAY have completely forgotten my good buddy Matt's birthday. Or maybe I didn't. I honestly don't know, because I'm so self-centered.

In any event, Matt, you are truly an awesome person and friend and I'm glad as shit that I met you.  No sarcasm or anything following that statement. Just some good old fashioned Friday NFTM sincerity. I think the last time I said something genuine and kind on here everyone thought I was on my death bed. I assure you that's not the case. I am still in my pajamas at 12:30pm, though, and I haven't brushed my teeth yet. Maybe that explains everything.

Anyway good sir, in the words of The Golden Girls, thank you for being a friend, and Happy Birthday (last month)! Now here's YOUR extra special, and extra belated, birthday dedication:






Tuesday, September 06, 2011

Blog Revival...Revival (For Sarah)

Well, per Sarah's birthday request, I decided to post something on the Muck. Unfortunately, I got nothin'. Really. Here's a video I made of my friends performing in Athens:

 

I'm reading a book about storytelling called Stealing Fire From the Gods that I'm really digging. I think I like reading about writing more than I like writing. I shot this at the beach to test a new filter I bought:

 

Also, I made this movie about my Kung Pao shrimp take-out. There's a place called Panda something or other and it must be a front because no one is ever in there, but it's delicious.

 

 When I was in there picking up dinner one time, we saw a magazine with a feature about January Jones' efforts to save the whale sharks. Whale Sharks are awesome. January Jones doesn't seem to have much acting range. But I like her a lot anyway and this whale shark thing caught my eye because I really want to go diving with them (the sharks and January Jones, that is).


January Jones Swims with Whale Sharks from Oceana on Vimeo.

That's kind of a boring video. I have nothing else to say on the matter. And finally, here's a video I
didn't make:

 

Friday, July 22, 2011

Sweet Jesus!!!

No, nothing really blog worthy but I was just passing the old site, you know, for old times sake and sat trembling with fear for a full minute when it looked like the blog was broken.

Shit. I'm sorry Muck...we've left you alone too long, time to get this thing working again...let's begin on positives shall we??

Wooppee!!!

Hell Yeah!!!

BOO YA!!

That's about it. Let the posting re-commence!!!!

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Saturday, January 29, 2011

The Parking Lot Movie

Not since Thomas Jefferson has Charlottesville had such a glorious claim to fame as the Corner parking lot.