notes from
the MUCK . . .

How does your garden grow? With muck, muck and more muck! I spent much of today finishing the final muck box and then shifting muck from one box to the next. The first box, which the Big Lad is enthusiastically pointing out, has been rotting down for two years now and once we’d removed the top quarter of unrotted material, we found we’d hit the pay dirt.

Monday, September 26, 2005

File Under: Signs of the Apocalypse

If you’re like me, you’ve been wondering when David Hasselhoff was finally going to stop mucking about in Germany and return to his ghetto roots. Well, now we know:

Michael Knight, Mitch Buchannon, meet Hassel the Hoff.
Hard-core rapper Ice-T is grooming a new rapper, one that he says will astonish the rap world with his skills – David Hasselhoff.

Ice-T recently revealed that he and Hasselhoff, star of 80’s action television show “Knight Rider” and the worldwide hit “Bay Watch” are working on a rap album.

After striking up a friendship in Los Angeles due to the proximity of their residences, Ice-T agreed to produce Hasselhoff, who will reemerge as emcee "Hassel The Hoff."

If you're keeping score, that's the same Ice-T who used to have a band called Body Count, once rapped about dustin' cops off, and currently stars on the shittiest incarnation of that shitty Law & Order series, which is total shit if you ask me. But all that aside, if Ice-T can be believed, Michael Knight Mitch Buchannon Hassel the Hoff brings phat skilz to the game:
"The Hoff will surprise people with his rap skills and humor," Ice-T said.

Not me. I never doubted the Hoff's rap skills and humor. Not for a second.

(Incidentally, does “Hassel the Hoff” rhyme with Mazel Tov, or is just me? If so, that's gonna make for some mad flow.)