notes from
the MUCK . . .

How does your garden grow? With muck, muck and more muck! I spent much of today finishing the final muck box and then shifting muck from one box to the next. The first box, which the Big Lad is enthusiastically pointing out, has been rotting down for two years now and once we’d removed the top quarter of unrotted material, we found we’d hit the pay dirt.

Saturday, October 15, 2005

NFTM Wedding Guide

Notes From the Muck endorses the following wedding guidelines:

1. Spend the extra cabbage for a live band, not a DJ.

2. Feed people early and often.

3. Don't make it an adults-only reception. Weddings just aren't interesting enough to permit adults to entertain themselves, even with all the alcohol. You need a bunch of little bastards running around dancing and breaking shit and generally misbehaving. It really keeps things moving along.

4. For the love of God, skip the garter belt thing. T-A-C-K-Y. You may as well just be throwing her panties to a crowd of men, which, come to think of it, might be a lot more fun.

5. If there is a room available, have a poker game. This also applies to bar mitzvahs and funerals.