notes from
the MUCK . . .

How does your garden grow? With muck, muck and more muck! I spent much of today finishing the final muck box and then shifting muck from one box to the next. The first box, which the Big Lad is enthusiastically pointing out, has been rotting down for two years now and once we’d removed the top quarter of unrotted material, we found we’d hit the pay dirt.

Monday, November 14, 2005

UNHAND OUR JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, having set sail just a post ago, the occupants of the good ship Muck had not even had time to make little paper pirate hats before this seething specimen of ignorance was spotted on the portside. Cutting dartlike through the sea we happened upon this monstrosity; "Excuse Me While I Think Out Loud".

The title itself is a smokescreen, there is no trace of thought, original or otherwise on this blog. We don't want to direct your reading too much; we know you are a pretty intelligent bunch and the evidence speaks for itself. However, we thought you may like some highlights; topics covered include constructive suggestions on how to deal with the riots occurring over France at the moment, as well as helpful and insightful ways to address the misconceptions of Islam and Muslims across the world. Their flag bears the motto "PRO VICTORY" ; WTF????

Even more worrying, we also found evidence that the cowardly "Excuse Me..." turned its sights on everyone's favourite Pirate, Johnny Depp.
As I type, the Muck has boarded the vessel "Excuse Me...", leaving an innocuous comment questioning some of the logic on view.

This being the first boarding, we're not really sure what is going to happen next; but this is just the start. As I speak, we have almost cut through the ropes binding poor Mr Depp, and he seems to want to join our gang. Please do feel free to swing across onto "Excuse Me..."'s comment page with us and make your thoughts known.

Stay tuned as the Muck updates you on the happenings aboard "Excuse Me..." and consider joining us on our voyage, even amid the carnage of our current target, our lookout in the crow's nest crys out that more such vessel's are approaching...In the words of a better pirate than any of us "Show me that horizon"...