notes from
the MUCK . . .

How does your garden grow? With muck, muck and more muck! I spent much of today finishing the final muck box and then shifting muck from one box to the next. The first box, which the Big Lad is enthusiastically pointing out, has been rotting down for two years now and once we’d removed the top quarter of unrotted material, we found we’d hit the pay dirt.

Monday, March 20, 2006

Thank Christ.

This world is one fucked up place. So many problems, famine, poverty, war, dictatorships, an ever increasing economic/cultural/racial/religous chasm, and, of course, bum cleavage. Thankfully though we can consign one of these to the history books.

Scientists have done it again and have invented "Stay Put" underwear, which will prevent people's arse's from peeping over the trouser line. The U.S. company Jockey has "invested years" in developing 3-D pants which will fit any size or build...hmmmm, so are my pants just 2-D right now? I guess so, that's why they can't contain my arse...

Well, for all you out there with a badadunadunk, now you'll be able to live your life safe in the knowledge that your bootie will only be displayed to those you want it to be. Promise.

Best pants EVER.