This world is one fucked up place. So many problems, famine, poverty, war, dictatorships, an ever increasing economic/cultural/racial/religous chasm, and, of course, bum cleavage
. Thankfully though we can consign one of these to the history books.
Scientists have done it again and have invented "Stay Put" underwear
, which will prevent people's arse's from peeping over the trouser line. The U.S. company Jockey has "invested years" in developing 3-D pants which will fit any size or build...hmmmm, so are my pants just 2-D right now? I guess so, that's why they can't contain my arse...
Well, for all you out there with a badadunadunk
, now you'll be able to live your life safe in the knowledge that your bootie will only be displayed to those you want it to be. Promise.
Best pants EVER.