notes from
the MUCK . . .

How does your garden grow? With muck, muck and more muck! I spent much of today finishing the final muck box and then shifting muck from one box to the next. The first box, which the Big Lad is enthusiastically pointing out, has been rotting down for two years now and once we’d removed the top quarter of unrotted material, we found we’d hit the pay dirt.

Thursday, March 16, 2006

Thin hair thickens plot...

Tired, but must post new finding (if you can call it that). Breaking it down, I saw what seemed to be a disembodied head in a window whilst walking to work, but assumed it was a wig. (Go here to catch up on this convoluted tale). Since then I've posted some surveillance footage of the head/wig and more strange occurences involving a saucepan and a grave. Again, Jeff and Niki were there with shovels to dig this pit of intrigue ever deeper, coming up with great suggestions for why all these things are happening, as well as reporting their own paranormal phenomenon (black outs etc).

Shit. This was going to be a sparse post at best, but now it's naked. The photo i tried to take with my phone this morning didn't come out; I'll describe. As previously stated; I think I have to stand in the middle of the road to take the picture of the head/wig. This morning as I rushed to work I stood as far into the road as I could without fear of being knocked out, and began a routine of pretending to get a text message, thereby giving me an excuse to hold the phone, and, er, point it at the window...Having what I thought was the perfect shot in my grasp I prepared to pull the trigger, when someone entered the house....Shit, I pulled the camera down, and looked around, trying to appear lost, then looked again, the man entering the house, with a key, had a shaved head. Yep, you're all thinking what I was thinking, shaved head, wears a woman's wig, end of story. Well, we all know what that is don't we? An assumption, and as we know by now, they are NOT welcome in this story. I did what I could to get a picture, and promised myself to return at lunch but it was a busy day and i didn't get out. Bollocks.

My theory on this? Well, as Jeff said, I think things seem to be happening a little too conveniently, as if the spirit/murderer has read the blog and is trying to put me, US, off the scent. Niki's theory of the head being boiled, or being detatched from its body in a cooking accident may have stuck a chord, the lights did go out as she wrote them....Shit, this could be getting dangerous. I know this doesn't really add anything, but I had already started the post to show the picture of the dude with no hair when I realised it wasn't there...and isn't that a mystery in itself???

I'm in again tommorow, and hopefully I'll be leaving early, giving me AMPLE photo time.

The case of the head/wig will be solved. Hey, Head/wig, same name as Harry Potter's owl, Hedwig...and you know what? I can't even tell you the last time I saw an owl round here.

We're through the looking glass people, till next time.

ghosts, bald heads...errr, soundtrack by RZA? You GOT it. (What odds it's a wig in the case?).