Why happy May 19th? Why indeed. Well I suggest you tell the boss you're not coming in, warn your loved ones and family, and settle in for a marathon game of snakes and ladders behind closed locked doors....
Because the movie, See No Evil
is out today. It's a slasher flick about some big guy in a deserted house who plucks out people's eyes because of his religon. Fun. Why do I know the date? Because this is a WWE movie, starring Kane, a big wrestler
on WWE. Every time he has a match, he seems to be fighting some inner demons* who remind him of the date May 19th. He even beat up his tag team partner Big Show
, over the whole May 19th thing, and cut his eye. Serious stuff. Then his co-stars came on the show, and one of them was foolish enough to utter the day...he was choked on screen.
This is all very funny, unsubtle marketing, hey; it works for me. But seriously, this is meant to be a pretty fun film...Ain't it cool news gives it the big thumbs up
(stupid thumbs, how do they separate them from other dumb animals, a chimp wouldn't do such a thing).
Anywho; you may mock, but you cannot say you have not been warned. Hope you all get to see the weekend.
Love scenes on "See No Evil" were tempered by Kane's bashfulness meaning there would be no tongue silhouette's like in Top Gun
* They engulf the arena in redlights, and a voice over (his inner voices) utter the words "may 19, may 19" over an over in a creepy voice.