notes from
the MUCK . . .

How does your garden grow? With muck, muck and more muck! I spent much of today finishing the final muck box and then shifting muck from one box to the next. The first box, which the Big Lad is enthusiastically pointing out, has been rotting down for two years now and once we’d removed the top quarter of unrotted material, we found we’d hit the pay dirt.

Friday, May 12, 2006

Pop Quiz, Hot Shot

Q: Who is the highest paid actor in Hollywood, earning a cool $25 million for his next role?

A: Uh, someone from the cast of Speed?

Q: Wrong!

A: But the title of the post is a quote ---

Q: Wrong, I said. Guess again, please.

A: OK. Let's see...Who's big right now? It isn't Tom Cruise, is it?

Q: Nope. 51% of fans have turned their back on the most famous alien in Hollywood, refusung to support MI:3 on its opening weekend.

A: He is pretty crazy!

Q: Shut up.

A: Excuse me?

Q: Just guess again, Gomer.

A: My name isn't --

Q: Anyone ever tell you you've got crooked teeth, lard ass?

A: This game isn't any fun.

Q: Is that your final answer, short bus?

A: ...

Q: I'm just kidding. You can guess again if you like.

A: Uh...OK. Is it Johnny Depp?

Q: Wrong! Are you this bad at everything? The correct answer is...

A: ....?

Q: ...............

A: ??

Q: Ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

A: Huh?

Q: cccccccccccccccccccc

A: Please stop.

Q: cccccccccccccchris Tucker. The answer is Chris Tucker.

A: For Rush Hour 3?

Q: Yep. Kinda shocking, isn't it?

A: I think my life is a miserable failure.

Q: You know what? I think you're right.