I am too scared to even be able to find a decent picture of a swarm of wasps...
Just as I was pronouncing
that we should all bask in the smug glow generated by the fact we would not have to face a demon duck of doom the shadow of danger hangs over my head.
I now realise that I was living in a fool's paradise.
Coming home I saw the headline "London Under Attack from Killer Wasps". "Shit", I thought, "this is some serious shit". Then I thought, "yes, this is some serious ass blog material".
Upon coming home, I decided to find the story online. I couldn't find it. I cursed myself for delaying putting up the post, but found this
story instead from 4 years ago. I imagine it's basically the same situation...but wait, WHY can't I find a story about these killer wasps when it was headline news yesterday?? They've obviously evolved and are taking over our media before killing us all...As I write this the day could not be calmer...not a cloud in the sky, not a peep from the neighbours, barely a whisper from the birds.
Too calm, again, a fool's paradise.
This maybe my last post folks. If it is, all I request is that one of my co-bloggers writes a commemorative post for me in the spirit of one of my inane comments on the passings of some animal...
Wait a second, is that the dish washer making that droning humming sound??