Well, it's gotten damned depressing around here, what with Jeff on hiatus and Ben out of sorts over the Andre election results. I can certainly relate to Jeff's ennui1
and I understand his decision to take some time away from blogging and recharge his batteries. While I, too, have had little to say of late and have been acutely aware of my dwindling contributions to the Muck, I have settled upon a somewhat different tack, because if the internet has nothing else to offer, it has a virtually unlimited supply of celebrity nipple pictures. And I loves me some celebrity nipples. It's not a sexual thing, really; nipples are silly little appendages when you get right down to it (though useful). But there's something delightful about the fact that a nipple can expose itself in California and be on my computer before nightfall. So my commitment to the Muck will be to post every weekday, and if I have nothing else to say - which will be most days - I will at least provide a daily celebrity nipple slip to our readers. I feel that I owe you at least that much.
And for our inaugural nipple slip, I present the one, the only, the Big Black Mariah
(possibly photoshopped, but who really cares?):
___________________1 Listlessness and dissatisfaction resulting from lack of interest; boredom. I had to look it up.
Labels: andre the giant, mariah carey, nipples