Hot on the heels of the birth of Matt's "Nipple Slip" feature
, I'd like to add one of my own. Of course, it had to be MARIAH ! who would be the first to slip, but I think it only appropiate to include the Big Man, Andre the Giant as well.
Andre was very private and self conscious. It was an internet odyssey finding a picture of him where he had allowed his raisins to escape into the public eye while a camera was handy. Cue montage footage of me in some old library pouring over microfiche, clippings and wot not, falling asleep with the Stones' "Time is On My Side" playing in the background, looking frustrated before falling off my seat as a mixture of surprise, satisfaction, and sexual inadequacy slap me in my face.
Andre put his hands down slowly yet purposefully; "My God, I look ridiculous" he thought, and went to brush his hair for 7 hours.