14 minutes ago my dad told me about one of his favorite dishes as a child. He and my Uncle Roy would put a couple of biscuits in a bowl, pour coffee over them, and eat the resulting mixture with a fork. This is called "soupy poopy."
Among his other childhood muckamuck treats:
-macaroni and bread
-macaroni and potatoes
-mustard sandwiches (apply mustard to single slice of bread, fold in half, enjoy)
-mayonnaise sandwiches (same as above, but with mayonnaise)
-bananas and mayonnaise, mashed
As for that last one, you haven't lived until you've watched a grown man spoon this sloppy concoction into his smiling, eager mouth.
If anyone would like to try one of these, my dad would be more than happy to send you a recipe.