notes from
the MUCK . . .

How does your garden grow? With muck, muck and more muck! I spent much of today finishing the final muck box and then shifting muck from one box to the next. The first box, which the Big Lad is enthusiastically pointing out, has been rotting down for two years now and once we’d removed the top quarter of unrotted material, we found we’d hit the pay dirt.

Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Right Turn Clyde, Then Home.

48 orang-utans have been freed from an amusement park in Thailand and returned home to Indonesia. They were being forced to take part in boxing matches. NFTM cannot comment* on reports that a director chair with the name "Eastwood" on the back has been found at the park, along with draft scripts titled "Loose Million Dollar Baby, Any Which Way".

Hey, what's up with that celebrity nipple thing?

*It can actually, they are false.