notes from
the MUCK . . .

How does your garden grow? With muck, muck and more muck! I spent much of today finishing the final muck box and then shifting muck from one box to the next. The first box, which the Big Lad is enthusiastically pointing out, has been rotting down for two years now and once we’d removed the top quarter of unrotted material, we found we’d hit the pay dirt.

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

It's Only 1 Hour...

A while ago I was dragged into a torrid journey where I risked my life to find some snooty teenager's baby brother; who she asked to be taken by the goblin people may I add. I still don't know why I did it, I was very attracted to her I suppose, but due to my stunted height and hideously warty face I knew that nothing would ever happen. Mostly I felt I'd made a lot of mistakes in my life and I really needed to get out of a rut.

Seriously though, any rut would've been better than being stuck in that oubliette.

Well anywho, I got a little carried away; the nightmare, when it ended, was portrayed by a lot of people as an adventure and for some reason I was sad when we all went our separate ways. I lost contact with that annoying fox, he did manage to kick the coke though. The big fat one, well last I heard he was a rug in David Bowie's castle, he'd also spent a lot of time investing in real estate near the Bog of Eternal Stench.

If I never saw any of them again I'd be ok with that, but the girl, again, I don't try to hide it, I liked her, wanted her to like me, and when we all went our separate ways I left the door of opportunity open and said that should she ever need us then she need only call. She did kiss me that one time; why did I pretend I hated it; just scared of being loved I guess.

Well, I stood by that, and have made myself availble 24/7 . However, things have changed a little bit; you see, should you need me on a Tuesday, between 10-11pm GMT; please see the fox or Bowie; because my real true love is in town.

Should you need me, just whistle on down the wind...

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