notes from
the MUCK . . .

How does your garden grow? With muck, muck and more muck! I spent much of today finishing the final muck box and then shifting muck from one box to the next. The first box, which the Big Lad is enthusiastically pointing out, has been rotting down for two years now and once we’d removed the top quarter of unrotted material, we found we’d hit the pay dirt.

Friday, April 06, 2007

I Know It's Only Dad, But I like It

Prune faced geriatric rock icon Keith Richards/Captain Sparrow V.1 has done a lot of crazy stuff in his life, most of which he has probabaly forgotten.

One thing he has apparently NOT done though, is cut his dad's ashes with cocaine and snorted them. Leather face recently told NME magazine that;

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father...He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared, he didn't give a s**t".

But in a statement on the Rolling Stones website he claimed;

"The complete story is lost in the usual slanting! The truth of the matter is that I planted a sturdy English Oak. I took the lid off the box of ashes and he is now growing oak trees and would love me for it!!! I was trying to say how tight Bert and I were. That tight!!! I wouldn't take cocaine at this point in my life unless I wished to commit suicide.''

Of course Keith, we believe you.

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