notes from
the MUCK . . .

How does your garden grow? With muck, muck and more muck! I spent much of today finishing the final muck box and then shifting muck from one box to the next. The first box, which the Big Lad is enthusiastically pointing out, has been rotting down for two years now and once we’d removed the top quarter of unrotted material, we found we’d hit the pay dirt.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Even if it Could...

Trans World Entertainment put out a lot of ninja movies on video in the 80's, including most of the Sho Kosugi flicks I loved as a kid. Most of the TWE releases, however, were absolute crap. Even then, I was above renting a movie that clearly featured actors merely dressed up as ninjas, as opposed to real ninjas like Kosugi. You could always tell from their ill fitting outfits.

Here's a good example of a bad ninja movie, The Ultimate Ninja. I love how his headband feaures both Japanese and English, lest the fact that he's a ninja elude some of his mono-lingual adversaries. Cause the ninja mask and sword don't give him away.

That tag line is priceless: